Dois Homens e Meio(2003)

1 - Espinafre Mexicano

Walden decide, com a ajuda de Alan, redefinir as prioridades de sua vida após sua saúde lhe pregar uma peça durante o Halloween.

1 - Trabalhando para Calígula

Charlie retoma a sua vida de solteiro após Alan sair de sua casa. Depois de quatro meses de casamento, Alan entra em depressão após seu divórcio com Kandi.

1 - Nangnangnangnang

Charlies 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

1 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoeys birthday.

1 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridges mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herbs. Meanwhile, Charlie decides its time to cut back on boozing.

1 - 818-jklpuzo

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

1 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child

In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

1 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

1 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlies help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlies social life.

1 - Back Off, Mary Poppins

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive mens group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

1 - Pilot

After Charlies night with a girl is ruined due to Alans interruption, Alan moves in, being kicked out of his house by his suffocated wife: Judith. The next day Alan brings over his son, Jake while he and Judith can talk about their marriage. While eating, Alan finds out that Judith is a lesbian therefore their relationship ends. Charlie takes to Jake, and begins to take him shopping to meet girls and lets him play at his poker games. Upset, Alan moves in with their mother, Evelyn, taking Jake with him. Charlie now feels surprisingly empty and invites Alan and Jake to move back in, convincing Alan that all their problems in life are because of their controlling mother and that Jake would only end up being just as messed up in later life.

2 - Balada Madura em Ibiza

Quando Walden pede para Alan assinar um acordo pré-nupcial, Alan fica ofendido e começa a repensar se quer mesmo se casar.

2 - Big Flappy Bastards

While spending time with Jake, Charlie finds it hard to enforce rules that Alan has set out for him. It gets to the point were Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, and Charlie gets very upset. This prompts Jake to try and get Charlie to forgive him.

2 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

2 - A Big Bag of Dog

Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

2 - People Who Love Peepholes

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndseys offer to move in with her.

2 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alans new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlies house.

2 - Pie Hole, Herb

Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him hell get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

2 - Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

2 - Who's Vod Kanockers?

Charlie finally tells Alan that he didnt marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.

2 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alans chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

2 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Judith is dating Jakes pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

3 - Acampamento na Oca

Walden e Alan têm uma reunião com uma assistente social que acha que os dois são um casal convincente.

3 - This Unblessed Biscuit

Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.

3 - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

3 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

3 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlies house.

3 - Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Alan ends up playing maid to Judiths new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

3 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.

3 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alans ex-girlfriends. Charlies date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

3 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.

3 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.

3 - A Bag Full of Jawea

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.

3 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers house, to have her take care of him. This sends Alan into a state of misery, as he realizes hes losing his wife, and son. Charlie suggests that they go drinking, and Alan agrees. After drinking the boys take a cab home, but at one point they end up at their mothers, where they try to tell her what they think of her, but fail in getting the point across.

4 - Trinta e Oito, Sessenta e Dois, Trinta e Oito

Walden e Alan se encontram com uma mulher que está pensando em escolhê-los para adotar seu bebê.

4 - City of Great Racks

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Roses face everywhere he turns.

4 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Charlie is very unhappy with his housekeepers decision to quit, after she experiences Alans demanding ways. Alan then offers to take on the role of housekeeper, but this situation doesnt work at all. So Alan decides to get the housekeeper to come back. Before Alan leaves, he puts Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for a dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to move on, and date other men. He finds both situations to be bigger challenges then he first thought.

4 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Alan and Lyndseys illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndseys man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.

4 - You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

Walden starts to feel his age when a friends daughter comes to town.

4 - Nine Magic Fingers

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

4 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlies house after their home burns down.

4 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

4 - The Flavin' and the Mavin'

Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

4 - A Pot Smoking Monkey

Alan tries to hire his ex-wifes lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

4 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them

4 - Go Get Mommy's Bra

Jake is very impressed and cant stop talking about his mothers new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlies car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she wants to sell him real estate. When Charlie gets his car back, he discovers his mothers bra in the backseat. When he finds out why its there he decides to trade in his car.

5 - Tuntz. Tuntz. Tuntz.

Walden decide adotar um garoto de seis anos de idade, mas começa a duvidar de si mesmo quando eles não fazem a conexão que ele esperava.

5 - For the Sake of the Child

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

5 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Alan tries to find out what Lyndseys boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

5 - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Despite Alans warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

5 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndseys seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

5 - A Jock Strap in Hell

Charlie tries to help Jakes former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.

5 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriends 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

5 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jakes dislike of his mothers fiancé.

5 - We Called It Mr. Pinky

Charlie learns he cant be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

5 - Bad News from the Clinic?

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman whos better at playing hard to get than he is.

5 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie sets up a play-date with an unattached mother named Kate, and they hit it off. During one of their dates, Charlie seems like hes ready for a serious relation. Alan sets up a meeting with Gloria (one of the soccer moms) to write a soccer newsletter, but Gloria has other intentions for the evening, and he has no idea. During the evening another soccer mom, Brooke, tries to move in on Glorias plans.

6 - Coitadinha da Garota

Quando Alan percebe que Louis o acha divertido, ele começa a burlar as regras de Walden para que o garoto não mude de ideia.

6 - Give Me Your Thumb

Alans advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

6 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

6 - Ferrets, Attack!

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

6 - The Squat and the Hover

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

6 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

6 - It's Always Nazi Week

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judiths meltdown.

6 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlies girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

6 - Apologies for the Frivolity

Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mothers.

6 - Hi, Mr. Horned One

Ignoring Alans warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

6 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

6 - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesnt want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able to talk to Charlie, that she decides to drop in while in the neighborhood. She invites them to dinner, to meet her new boyfriend (Tommy). When the brothers get over to their mothers house, Charlie is shocked to realize that Tommys daughter is Olivia, one of the people he has been avoiding. Olivia tries to confront Charlie about their situation, but doesnt get the answer she wants, and throws a drink in his face, then storms off. After a week of not being able to contact their mother, Alan gets worried about her. So the brothers decide to go to her house and see if shes okay. They find her sitting in the dark and drinking, and she informs them that Tommy dumped her for a younger women. Later the brothers get Jake to try and cheer her up.

7 - Sexo com Desenho

Alan e Walden fazem amizade com três mães em um parquinho, mas as coisas se complicam quando Walden fica a fim de uma delas.

7 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndseys jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

7 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

7 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

7 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Charlies girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

7 - Untainted by Filth

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

7 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Alan tries to escape Judiths grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later end up going back to Herbs hotel room with two prostitutes, where Herb declares his love for Judith and races over to win her back.

7 - Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alans role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

7 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Bertas daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the babys father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.

7 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

7 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Charlie and Alan hire Bertas sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

7 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlies who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked. Then Alan gets worried about Judith after she becomes friends with the surfer girl.

8 - Família, Bolha, Peru

Walden e Alan decidem convencer Louis de que o Papai Noel existe.

8 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

Alan and Lyndseys illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Roses help.

8 - Something My Gynecologist Said

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

8 - Thank You for the Intercourse

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

8 - Springtime on a Stick

Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

8 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

8 - Pinocchio's Mouth

Charlies new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.

8 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie writes a childrens song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlies new found fame irritates Alan.

8 - Release the Dogs

Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch), who reveals that the cause of Alans sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.

8 - That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.

8 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers mother.

8 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the schools annual music show.

9 - Joga a Lyndsey

Walden percebe como é difícil ficar com mulheres enquanto Louis está em casa. Herb pergunta a Alan se pode sair com Lyndsey.

9 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddys daughter.

9 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alans date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

9 - I Scream When I Pee

Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isnt interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

9 - Frodo's Headshots

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

9 - A Good Time in Central Africa

When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes hes being stalked by Lyndseys ex-husband.

9 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he cant satisfy Chelsea.

9 - The Mooch at the Boo

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlies Mercedes proves a boon to Alans love life.

9 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Charlie gets tired of Alans mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

9 - Madame and Her Special Friend

One of Charlies elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

9 - Yes, Monsignor

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he cant stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must try to convince Lisa that hes okay with her having a child. While Jake tries to justify to his father why he isnt doing so well in school.

9 - Phase One, Complete

After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesnt like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has no intention to keep it going. It gets to the point were Wendy even starts spending time with Evelyn, and Charlie becomes desperate to get rid of Wendy. After Charlie breaks it off Jake becomes very unhappy with him, because he wont be able to see Wendy anymore. This forces Charlie to confront Jake and explain the situation as best as he can. Rose sees that Alan knows how to play scrabble, and asks him to teach her to play, he agrees. During the scrabble games the two bond, and Charlie suspects that she is using Alan to get closer to him, but doesnt pursue the issue.

10 - Calças, Estou Chegando!

Alan decide ajudar Walden a continuar com Louis depois que a Srta. McMartin, assistente social, descobre que ele e Walden não são um casal gay.

10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

When Charlies ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

10 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

10 - One Nut Johnson

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure hes ready to re-enter the dating world.

10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

Evelyn offers to pay for Jakes college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.

10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.

10 - Something Salted and Twisted

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater

Charlie tries to get Jakes approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds out more about Rose (including how smart she is), when he spends more time with her.

10 - Merry Thanksgiving

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner

11 - O Dever Me Chama!

Walden entra em um grupo para pais adotivos e descobre que é uma ótima maneira de se livrar um pouco de Alan.

11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but its harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.

11 - Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

11 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

11 - Dead from the Waist Down

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

11 - Warning, It's Dirty

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.

11 - The Devil's Lube

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.

11 - Meander to Your Dander

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

11 - Walnuts and Demerol

Charlies friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

11 - Santa's Village of the Damned

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long shes running the house with an obsession for perfection.

11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesnt think Alan is as cool as Judith; prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, hes going to have to change his look as well.

12 - Puxa de uma Vez Que Dói Menos

Quando Alan termina com a assistente social e volta com Lyndsey, Walden teme que isso afete a adoção de Louis.

12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Lyndseys boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

12 - Welcome to Alancrest

Alan invests Waldens money in Kates fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Waldens mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Waldens past that sends him into a downward spiral.

12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out theyve become friends.

12 - Thank God for Scoliosis

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana

Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.

12 - That Special Tug

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alans emotional insecurities.

12 - A Lungful of Alan

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, whos now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

12 - Camel Filters and Pheromones

When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.

13 - Vovô Amava as Quengas

Walden tem medo de atrapalhar a adoção de Louis se terminar com a Srta. McMartin. Quando Lyndsey chama Alan para morar com ela, ele hesita.

13 - Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

After an earthquake hits, Judiths house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlies permission. Charlie isnt happy with this, but accepts it. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and asks Charlie to find him a date, so that he can show Judith that he dates as well.

13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

13 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Alan and Walden go to Kates fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Waldens ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

13 - Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

13 - I Think You Offended Don

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

13 - The Soil Is Moist

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judiths sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.

13 - Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan

Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister whos a hot soap opera actress, and needs Alan to come along. The problem is that Alan gets sick from Jake, so Charlie takes them to a steam room to help Alan get rid of his flu symptoms. This backfires, as Charlie also gets sick, but he has no intentions of canceling the date.

14 - Não Dê Armas ao Macaco

Após assinarem as papeladas de divórcio, Walden oferece a Alan um presente de sua escolha, mas a escolha egoísta e nada prática de Alan coloca em risco seu relacionamento com Lyndsey.

14 - Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a mans man.

14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run!

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

14 - A Possum on Chemo

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

14 - Crude and Uncalled For (1)

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Melissa doesnt think Alans family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.

14 - Winky-Dink Time

Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlies most recent ex-girlfriend.

14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they arent sure if shes faking, and try to call her bluff.

14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas

Stan, Charlies accountant, tries to explain Charlies financial woes to him.

15 - Claro Que Ele Morreu - Parte 1

Charlie Harper está vivo. Ou será que está? Descubra tudo no especial de uma hora.

15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

15 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Bertas special brownies.

15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

While Charlie and Rose carry on their affair, Alans chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

15 - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)

Chelsea and Charlies relationship is at risk when Charlies jealousy comes between them.

15 - I'd Like to Start With the Cat

Charlie ends up in couples counseling.

15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

15 - My Damn Stalker

Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.

15 - My Tongue is Meat

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mias healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Against Alans judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.

16 - Claro Que Ele Morreu - Parte 2

Artistas convidados inesperados aparecem na conclusão da décima segunda e última temporada da comédia de sucesso.

16 - Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but shes not Chelsea.

16 - That Was Saliva, Alan

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankies daughter has a crush on Jake.

16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larrys sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).

16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Depressed on Valentines Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alans holiday plans go south.

16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentines Day.

16 - That Darn Priest

Rose and Alan discover each others secrets. Meanwhile, Charlies desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

16 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

16 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too

Charlies young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being old.

16 - Ergo, the Booty Call

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jakes birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because theyre auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesnt do any better then Alan.

17 - Welcome Home, Jake

Lyndsey finds out about Alans relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

17 - Not in My Mouth!

Walden and Zoeys relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

17 - I Found Your Moustache

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

17 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

Charlies admission that hes in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

17 - Fish in a Drawer

CSIs investigate a death at Charlies house.

17 - I Merely Slept With a Commie

After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friends funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.

17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

17 - Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie cant stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history with her that he cant remember. Berta is feed up with Jakes inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.

17 - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jakes guardians in the event of his death.

18 - West Side Story

Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriends boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alans (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house.

18 - The 9:04 from Pemberton

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

18 - The War Against Gingivitis

Waldens ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelseas best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

18 - My Son's Enormous Head

Chelseas illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

18 - If My Hole Could Talk

Charlies attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville

Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.

18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriends bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.

18 - It Was Mame, Mom

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that hes his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Erics ex-wife Pamela, and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.

18 - An Old Flame With a New Wick

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

19 - The Two Finger Rule

After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlies cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

19 - Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.

19 - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

19 - Importantíssimo. Roubaram Uma Colher

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

19 - Palmdale, Ech

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jakes new friend and the hotness of his mother.

19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper

When Charlie meets Angies soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes its not for the first time.

19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll

Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judiths fiancé, Herb.

19 - A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlies ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan cant get over Sherris relationship with Charlie.

19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Judiths sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jakes birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

20 - I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the girlfriend experience

20 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

20 - Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

20 - Grandma's Pie

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their moms relationship.

20 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Charlies desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn dont befriend each other following their first meeting.

20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Alan looks forward to Judiths wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parents divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist. Alan doesnt agree at first, but after thinking about it, he believes it might not be such a bad idea.

21 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

Alans girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

21 - Another Night With Neil Diamond

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Waldens commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

21 - Gumby with a Pokey

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

21 - Above Exalted Cyclops

Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.

21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Gregs daughter.

21 - And the Plot Moistens

Jakes teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a dead guy. Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.

21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing

Charlie jeopardizes Alans divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.

22 - Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

22 - My Bodacious Vidalia

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

22 - Why We Gave Up Women

Charlies ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well

Charlie is miffed over Alans planned attendance of Chelseas birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.

22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

22 - Just Once With Aunt Sophie

A girl from Jakes school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.

22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter. At the restaurant, Alan learns that his mother and boyfriend will not be able to join them because there was a mixup between his heart medication and Viagra and she didnt want to waste it. As a result, Alan is left to deal with the daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab center and still has some loose screws. Alan eventually gets her back to the beach house only to have her drive off in his new sports car and become the object of a televised high-speed car chase.

22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.

23 - Arguments for the Quickie

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlies sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.

23 - Just Like Buffalo

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judiths divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

23 - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

23 - The Straw in My Donut Hole

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isnt so sure its deserved.

23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.

23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloes affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlies distress.

23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judiths parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

24 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids

Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

24 - Prostitutes and Gelato

Evelyns boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual daddy issues

24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

24 - Does This Smell Funny to You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older mans trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

24 - Can You Feel My Finger?

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.